1.) Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre
2.) IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se CID ka Daya ek hi Qualis Chala raha hain
3.) Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz…Agla Station Santa cruz..Next Station Santacruz
4.) Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
5.) Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY
ACP Pradhuymann ne kaha ” aakhir chahta kya hain khooni”
6.) Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, rubber de rubber
7.) Teri adao pe main waari waari..
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.
8.) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf..
The number your trying is currently switched off.
9.) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo.
Naya godrej powder hair dye,Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo.
10.) Traffic jam me atak gayi bike,
Traffic jam me atak gayi bike,
Chalo sab khele Counter Strike
11.) Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime….
1 is neither composite nor prime
12.) yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak….
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak…
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
13.) woh mujhe chor ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
woh mujhe chor ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun….
ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun
14.) mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu…
15.) mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan…
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan…
16.) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….
17.) Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
itni shakti hamen dena data..
18.) Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…
19.) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!
20.) Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asali masale sach sach
MDH…..MDH …!
21.) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……
22.) Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ..
Didi Tera Devar Deewana ..
23.) Jim karna jaruri hai acche swasth ke liye……
Jim karna jaruri hai acche swasth ke liye
munni badnam hui darling tere liye
24.) Panch Rupey ka ek samosa Dus Rupey ka Do,
Panch Rupey ka ek samosa Dus Rupey ka Do,
ACP ney kaha “DAYA darwaza tod do.
25.) Dar se daro nahi, jst fight it….
Hi, m rajnikanth, mind it!!
26.) Naach bulbul naach, tujhe paisa milega
hum CID se hai,koi apne jagah se nahi hilega..
27.) Khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaaku.
Khooni ne dikhaya daya ko chaaku,..
Are kya hua Aanandi k baapu??
28.) Fruit box ke uppar hain bannana,..
fruit box ke uppar hain bannana..
kuch bhi ho jaye daya tm goli mat chalana.
29.) America par Laden ka saya tha….
America par Laden ka saya tha….
ACP bola iska matlab khuni balcony se aaya tha….
30.) Flop ho gayi amir ki talaash
Daya wo dekho ek or laash
