That's why girls block boys

Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*.

Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati....kone kone me khusbu failade
**blocked**.

Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*.

Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
*blocked*.

Girl : tu soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..!
*Blocked Instantly*.

Girl: I'm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*BLOCKED*.

Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*.

Girl : see ya!
Boy: ram chandra ki jai!
*Blocked*.

Girl: Have a Good Day....
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
*BLOCKED*.

Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
*Blocked*.

Girl puts up her status :
"waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS"…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya??
*Blocked*.

Boy- Thank you
Girl-It's my pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Blocked Forever*

true story

2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki
Planing Ki.. 
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Closed
Her Eyes
& Returned..
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Boy In Air Opened Parachute &
Said Mujhe Pata Tha Chudail Tu
Nahi
Kudegi..
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From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST ...  

haahaa lol

Doctor:" Kya takleef hai.. ??
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Pappu:" Seenay me Bohot dard ho Raha hai Doctor Sahab 
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Doctor:" Cigarette Peetey ho..?? 
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Pappu:"
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Han Par

Chhoti "Gold Flake" hi Mangwana ... 

height of fake call

A guy calls an unknown number..
Guy: Fridge ?
Reply: Haan hai.
Guy: Chalta hai?
Reply: Haan chalta hai..
Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..
And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..
Guy: Fridge hai?
This time the person's really angry.
Reply: Nahi hai.
Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

fb chat

FB CHAT (solid bejati)..
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Boy (politely): Hi...
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. Girl (showing atitude) : DoI knowyou..? .
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Boy (in cool tone):
nai re pagli..
teri itni aukaat kaha..
.. Hahahahahahaha :)

true story

Thousand Words Of A Teacher Do Not
Hurt>=) 
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The Silence Of A Friend In The
Examination Hall Brings Tears IntoThe
Eyes =))  

height of misunderstanding

Height of MISUNDERSTANDIN G..

Someone placed a bomb near a lady..
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Everyone started yelling:

"Aunty bomb hai"

"Aunty bomb hai"

She smiled&said:"
Nahi re paglon, ab Pehle jaisi baat kahan.. =)) X_X