That's why girls block boys

Boy : Whats your Name??
Girl: Palak and you
Boy: Paneer
*BLOCKED!!!*.

Girl : Hello i am khusbu
Boy : khusbu ka dusra naam bharosa agarbati....kone kone me khusbu failade
**blocked**.

Boy:hi, wats ur name??
Girl: its Neha Singhal.
Boy: oh. . M also Single.
*blocked*.

Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
*blocked*.

Girl : tu soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hu..!
*Blocked Instantly*.

Girl: I'm free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??
*BLOCKED*.

Boy: aj mausam achha h mall chalte h.
Girl: waha kya karenge??
Boy: hawan karenge, hawan karenge.
*blocked*.

Girl : see ya!
Boy: ram chandra ki jai!
*Blocked*.

Girl: Have a Good Day....
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more...
*BLOCKED*.

Girl: I need some Space.
Boy: Ok then go to Sonakshi Sinha's forehead.
*Blocked*.

Girl puts up her status :
"waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS"…
Boy: COOLIE hai kya??
*Blocked*.

Boy- Thank you
Girl-It's my pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Blocked Forever*